#then he's mad at the cat 'you'll never be as good as me' bakugo that is your child.

[theloveinc]

Bakugou coming out of the dentist because he had to get his wisdom tooth removed and when he has to call you so you can come get him he tells you to put your pussy on the phone and you think he means your old cat you two rescued not too long ago but the man calls you a fucking dummy and says not the fat old bastard I mean your vagina.

Someone please put him back to sleep.

Omg and later, in the car, he's all swollen-cheeked and staring at you, can barely keep his eyes open but can't stop trying to touch and paw at you.

"Whaddya mean we can't fucking... hold hands? I just got outta surgery and I can't hold your hand???" he plucks at the thread on your pants.

"I'm driving, hon. Do you want to die early?"

"Not gonna die," he slurs while rolling his eyes (or tries to, it mostly just sounds like a groan and looks like a sloppy blink. "Can't get my dick wet, can't hold your hand. What's next? Can't even stare at my own damn girlfriend?"

"You're distracting me. You keep this up and I'm calling Kiri to take care of you this weekend."

sadkfjaksd and then he's immediately shutting up and sitting next to you with his arms crossed like a pouty child. You've never seen him so well-behaved so you know it's the Vicodin... but it's funny how he literally kept himself awake with the thought of fucking you.

(Which he tries to again, after getting home. Thankfully though, he falls for your trap of saying yes just so you can get him in his undies in bed... where he immediately falls asleep.

Doesn't remember a thing, and you better not tell him he said all of that in front of the dentist LMAO.)

I love this. And yes he plays up the soreness after just so you'll baby him and feed him broth.